Thursday, February 11, 2016

Special Announcement!

Hey Guys,
I'm finally back. I'm sorry I stopped writing posts for a while. We just entered a new semester at school and thought it would be a good time to take a break and focus on work. I have a special announcement! I'm starting a new blog! I have been writing some songs lately because I've been going through some struggles with school and everything. I'm having a surgery in a couple of weeks, and it's kinda making me feel mixed emotions. Since you guys seem to like my blog so much I'm thinking I should launch another. It will be under this same account, so if you want to keep up with both blogs, be sure to follow me. If you want me to continue my other blog, share and comment as much as possible. Let's get this blog to 300 pageviews! Thank you guys so much for your support. I didn't think people would actually like my work, but apparently, they do!
Thanks again guys,
PEACE+LOVE
MZ. CARTOON!

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Regular Show Cartoon Conspiracy Theory- Moredecai in a Coma?

Ahh, Regular Show, it is so awesome, from art style to Mordecai and Rigby's pranks, and Benson yelling every two seconds, it's just bliss. Until now. If you cherish your fond memories of this show, and you don't want to regret watching it, I'm telling you to stop reading NOW. Still there? Okay. Well, don't say I didn't warn you because this theory is very dark. I'll let you decide if it's true or not, but I wouldn't want it to be if I was a huge fan of the show. If you make it through without shutting off your computer, be sure to let me know in the comments, I wouldn't want to do anything too dark. I made this up myself by the way, so be sure to let me know what you think.

The theory goes like this. Rigby is dead and Mordecai is in a coma. One night they have a guy's night out and get drunk. Skips and Muscle Man fall asleep while Benson is at his apartment and doesn't want to be bothered. Mordecai wants to go to Margret's house and chill. He takes the cart and drives drunk. A big truck hits them and they are not able to survive the crash. Keep in mind, this is based on the episode, "First Day" where Mordo and Rigby are so happy to be working at the park and that night, they celebrate. Skip everything in the episode after the scene where Mordecai and Rigby are seen "getting drunk off soda". Skips then wakes up in panic when he realizes that they are not at the house. Skips finds the cart a few blocks away from Margret's house and finds Mordecai unconscious. Unable to wake Rigby he takes them both to the hospital. He notifies everyone to get there as soon as possible. The doctor pronounces Rigby dead. Mordecai is in a coma and although he cannot speak is awake. Distraught by the death of his only best friend, Mordecai makes "Regular Show" a compilation of his dreams. He creates a place where he can always be with his best friend. 

This explains a lot about the show, and how it can be post- apocalyptic. It also explains why they can do so many dangerous things without getting hurt. In some of the other episodes, Rigby falls in a coma too. Like in the episode "Eggselent" where Rigby gets an allergic reaction to a popular menu item at a diner. Or the time when Skips kills Rigby by mistake while trying to win an arm wrestling challenge. Mordecai probably did this because he didn't want to blame himself for what happened and couldn't take the fault of accidently killing his best friend. Did you make it all the way through? Good! Now that you read it, how does it change the way you feel about Regular Show? Like I said before, I made this theory, so if there are flaws in it, please say, but don't be a jerk about it. 
Thanks again guys, and I'll catch you in the next one!
MZ. CARTOON!

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Hey Arnold! Conspiracy Theory- HELGA IS THE MAIN CHARACTER?!

Hey Guys,
It's Ms. Cartoon here! I'm back, but today we're gonna try something different. I like to switch things up sometimes, and today is that kind of day. Today I want to talk about Hey Arnold! The most amazing kids show to walk the planet earth and the reason I stay up late on Saturday nights. In case you don't know about the show, (how could you not know about this?!), or maybe didn't get a chance to watch it, it's about a kid named Arnold who lives with his grandparents, and pet pig, in search of his long- lost parents,(in some cases) and along the way he helps his friends to overcome problems.
I loved Arnold as the main character of the show, but maybe we've been looking at the show the wrong way this whole time, and Helga G. Pittaki is the main character in secret. I read a conspiracy theory based on this recently and it had some pretty major points on how this could be valid. Even though it may not be cannon, it could in some ways, be valid.

Now looking back on it, in some episodes the creators made it feel like Helga was the main character, but of course they couldn't make it cannon because Arnold is supposed to be the main protaginist. According to the evidence provided by Channel Frederator in their 107 Facts About Hey Arnold!, video, Helga was supposed to have her own spinoff show about her family and background, and it was supposed to have been shown on Nick @ Nite. However, the network turned the creator's idea down because they thought it wouldv'e been too dark, as many kids would have wanted to watch it and they didn't want to freak them out. That aside though, even without the spinoff show, we could tell that Helga's childhood is pretty dark, just from watching her side of the show. Her mother is a drunk, and I'm very sorrry to have to say that, but in the show, she acts like it all the time. Always stiring up something in the blender, supposedly making drinks for herself, and getting her license suspended.
I also think that her parents played a major role in making her the rude, grumpy person, she is portrayed as in the show. I don't think a person is naturally born that way and that had to be influenced somehow, considering she is mostly around her parents. Helga is always depressed. It makes sense that she would want to bully kids her age, and that she like someone like Arnold. Think about it.
Before you call me crazy, he seems the perfect person to be acquainted with. Arnold is very passionate about his friends and holds everything he has near and dear. His grandparents are the perfect foundation for him to be wise, caring and overall a well-rounded person. He is like this with all of his friends, mind you, not just Helga. That's for an entire other post, but you guys get the GIST.
This theory has it's strong points and weak points, and if you want more detail on those, check out Channel Fred's Youtube video, the same title of this article.
I'll let you decide whether this theory is valid. Despite it's major flaws, I like the idea, and it makes me feel good that this cartoon decided to include a topic this mature, into a great life-lesson, considering that this show is aimed at 8-11 year olds. You might not have understood this at the time, but now that you've thought about it deeply., how do you feel about it? Be sure to leave a comment and tell me what you wanna read about next. If your feeling like being an awesome girl or guy, share this with your friends.
Thanks again for reading! Stay tuned!
MZ CARTOON!

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Why I Don't Watch Spongebob's Current Seasons

Hi Guys! Mz. Cartoon here! I enjoy Spongebob and he was my favorite cartoon character growing up. However, I try to avoid the newer seasons because Spongebob isn't the same anymore. I'm not the only fan who feels this way, and for those who disagree, that's good for you, I think that Spongebob is a great show and has a lot of ratings, it's been going on for many years but ever since the show got new writers it's been slipping. It still has time to turn around, but that's in the writer's hands, and if the show doesn't change soon, I'm sticking with the older seasons. SIDE NOTE: I will be doing conspiracy theories on this blog, so if that's your thing, this is the best place for you.

After the movie, Spongebob started slipping, the writers changed everything about it including Spongebob. But let's go with the other main characters first. Squidward. He wasn't the best at getting along with Spongebob and he never really liked him. But there was always that one time when Squidward surprised the viewers with a plot-twist, I don't know about you, but that was very refreshing to me. We don't get that anymore. Instead, we just get Squidward being a straight dick. Same for Patrick, he's not the best friend who always comforted Spongebob  when he was in need of a pep-talk. Instead of that, we get Patrick being a total jerk to him, that really hurts me. He does stupid stuff on purpose to his friends and doesn'tcare  if he does something wrong. It's different when he doesn't know he's being dumb and when he does it to get attention and the writers make all of the scenes for that episode with Patrick, he is being really inconsiderate of others feelings. In the older seasons, he was never too rude, and when he was, he always took a step back and talked to whoever he had hurt and he genuinely meant it. I was watching an episode recently when Spongebob has a splinter in his finger and Patrick hits his finger with a hammer and covers it in garbage from the dumpster. When Spongebob tells Patrick that this might help, he gets smart, and he says, "If you don't like it, I'll take my services elsewhere." Watch some footage from the older seasons back to back with newer episode footage and you'll see exactly what I mean. If you cry, I feel your pain.

As for Sandy, I know you remember her as the female-empowering character of Spongebob who enjoyed science and knowledge and also doing karate with Spongebob.

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

5 Things I Have Learned From Spongebob Squarepants!

Okay, Spongebob is the childhood show for everyone on planet earth. There are many things that make Spongebob my favorite cartoon character and idol. He is awesome for many things and life lessons that he's taught through the fun of laughs and family time, but here are just 10 of them. Note: I will only be referencing episodes from season 3, because personally, I don't enjoy many episodes from season 4 and so on. If you want to see why, leave it in the comments, and I might write about it!

1. Having a best friend is awesome! (especially if he is Patrick Star!)
Patrick Star is Spongebob's best friend. He showed me through many episodes, that even if you have disagreements with your best friend they with always come through for you when you need them. For example, in one episode called Secret Box, Patrick won't share what's in his special, sacred box with Spongebob. Feeling left out, Spongebob sneaks into Patrick's house and steals the box from him in the middle of the night. Right before he opens the box,  Patrick wakes up and thinks he's a burglar and when Spongebob tries to explain that it's him, Patrick says, "No way, Burglar. Spongebob is my best friend and he would never steal from me!" Seeing that he fels guilty for what he's done, Patrick decides to forgive Spongebob.

2. You Might be Surprised Who will Stick up For you in Sticky Situations!
In the episode Pizza Delivery, Spongebob and Squidward set out to deliver the first Krusty Krab Pizza. Spongebob is rather enthusiastic about this, where Squidward actually doesn't give a crap. They eventually get stranded in the middle of nowhere with nothing to eat, and Squidward tries to eat the pizza with no concern from the customer. Spongebob protects the pizza like his life depends on it and the customer turns out to be a total jerk. However, the plot twists when Squidward actually feels bad for him and throws his pizza at his face, and slams his door. This shows me that people might not be as bad as they seem.
3. Love Your Job!
I don't have a job yet, but it seems like Spongebob could love any job if he had it. He loves his job like it's his family and will do anything to exel at it. This includes getting on his knees and begging Mr. Krabs for his job back, crying about it, or straight up just pleading and pleading until he can convince his boss.

4. Admit to Doing Something Wrong and Be Mature About it!
In the episode Karate Choppers, we get a glimpse of why Sandy and Spongebob enjoy karate so much. Spongebob is thinking about outsmarting Sandy's next attack and is too fixed on that to focus on work. Mr. Krabs then is pushed to fire Spongebob. I personally am very moved by this episode because it shows the audience how important karate is to Spongebob and he loves it so much that he would risk something even as major as his job if Mr. Krabs can't accept that.
5. The Best Time to Wear a Striped Sweater
I am so sorry guys, I had to end it with a lame one. What would be better, a striped sweater or homework? Exactly. So don't go in the comments messin' with me Jimmy, relax. I love this episode because I found out that 2 of my favorite characters loved striped sweaters as much as I do, Steve from Blues Clues and Spongebob!

If you wanna see another 5 Facts About Spongebob, get this blog to 200 page views!
Thanks,
Mz. Cartoon!